Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I wrote a standup routine, and I want to know what you think of my closer (read the whole thing to get it)?
So I went out to dinner with my dad to Fuji’s Steakhouse, you know, it’s like a Hibachi grill. I don’t mean to be racist, but our cook was super Asian. Like eyes nearly closed Asian. Like six car crashes on the way to work Asian. And I knew he was Asian because he walked to our table and the first thing out of his mouth was “Hewwo!”. And you get so much food when you’re there, you feel guilty for eating. And yeah, I experienced that. So anyway, when we left, we pulled in front of a Kroger, and there were a crapload of people in front of the place at Kroger where you can rent DVDs, and my dad says, “Man, there are a lot of bodies piled on top of each other,” because it was really crowded. And I said, “You know, like the Jonestown cult. Except at this Kroger, the Kool-Aid is still on the shelf”.
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